Aug. 24, 2022
Hey guys, do you remember good shaves? I'm not even talking about the lather right now. Take a brief journey with me, if you will, and think back to, say, a month ago (not 2 months, but 3 months works). The lather on your face, however it got there, was slick and creamy. Maybe you used a second tool, like a modern human and member of civilized society, to expertly and efficiently build your lather with precision and control. Or maybe you haphazardly swept your brush around your face like a senseless ape, through the morning and into the afternoon because you literally have nothing more valuable to do with your apparently-worthless time. (Yikes, okay, this one feels a little gratuitous)
In either case, you then wielded your razor and its fresh, sharp blade, which effortlessly and cleanly truncated each hair in line with your skin. Do you remember that, when blades were sharp and smooth and used to slice cleanly through hairs like they weren't even there?
If anything, I'm going to come out of this month with a greater appreciation for a fresh blade. I'm also going to start questioning the cerebral wherewithal of anyone who boasts the longevity of their blades being beyond what any reasonable person would consider. Do yourself favor; change that blade!
All of you, change that blade! Free yourself from the shackles of TMNT (or whatever) and treat yourself to a fresh, sharp instrument of shaving! I mean, I won't until next Thursday, but the rest of you! Be free!
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