Hey y'all,
Those Mammoth nerds are at it again, trying to usurp glory from the Almighty Stag and its acolytes. I might be newer to the full power (and flair) of Stag, but I am certainly not new to its beauty, sophistication, and benevolence. So I challenge thee, Stagonians!
With that in mind, for each Stagolyte who praises the might and gentleness for all of August's 31 days, I shall donate $5 to The Natural Resources Defence Council with no cap. The NRDC is a 4/4 star charity on Charity Navigator showing that they have a high dollar-to-action ratio. Sadly, as much as other charities can blast about trees planted and plastic scooped up, effective and lasting climate change is largely a legal battle. As a person who favors animals and the environment over the one species causing all the damage, I choose to fight people with people.
How do you enter, you might ask? Well that's easy! All 31 AA posts must include the hashtag #SubstantialStag and you must use the Midnight Stag trifecta for all 31 shaves.
Thank you to u/JoboozeRum for the idea, it's essentially the same thing, only better because there is Stag involved. I reached out to u/djundjila to enlist his help in tracking the hashtag and, as such, each post must be made before 11:59 PM PST.
If you'd like to donate on your own, instead or in addition to, the link can be found here.
I'm not one to ask something for nothing, so I will use a randomizer from the list of eligible Stagonians and bequeath a mystery prize to those eligible. "May the odds be ever in your favor" - Darth Elrond.
Thank you and to all a Stag night.